How would I go about getting more performance out of my 2008 Saturn Vue?

Thus far I've had a 302 horsepower 5.4 liter Ford Expedition, a 188 horsepower 2.7 liter Suzuki Grand Vitara, and now a positively pathetic 215 horsepower 3.5 liter Saturn Vue (with the added insult that the 3.6 liter of my car's model year had 257 horsepower). Put simply, I'm sick of having a car with an engine that's roundly outperformed by every other engine on the road, including smaller (but still naturally aspirated) ones, and I've wanted to get experience working on cars anyway.

How should I go about getting some more oomph out of my Vue XE? I've been told that retuning it to run on premium gas would help power AND fuel economy (I currently get 16mpg), but I haven't a clue as to what kind of tuner to get for that, or if I'd be better off with some other performance enhancer.

I'm not asking for a miracle. Matching a 2015 Equinox's/Terrain's 301 horsepower isn't on my radar, let alone matching the output of tuned Equinoxes. I'd be happy with just 240 or 250 horsepower, preferably with better mileage than a 3/4 ton pickup truck.

Do border patrol by San Diego really pay attention to old people?

I'm on vacation and have an oz of weed and want to know if I should risk going over the border with jt… I'm in a new Ford expedition with 2 rows of seats then the trunk so everything looks new inside and out and still has that new car smell… I'm was gonna put it in my backpack and keep my back pack next to me in the 2nd row of seats under a blanket while we pass the border… My question is do you think they will smell it? It's in a mason jar inside some clothes… Also I'm with my grand parents who are both above 60

Trying to decide on a car to buy?

Basically I'm 17 and my 98 Ford expedition's time is up I just want to know what kind of cars you guys think I should be looking at for around 5000$. Maybe an old corvette or a mustang?

Vehicle bearings keep breaking?

On my 1998 Ford expedition the front driver's side wheel bearings keep breaking. I have replaced them twice to no avail what could cause this? The only thing I can think of is that the dust cap is loose and grease is leaking out but I'm not sure if this would cause bearing failure.

1998 Ford Expedition XTL
2wd
5.4L V8