Why does Nancy Pelosi shake rattle and roll like a Model T Ford when she's under pressure?

Why does Nancy Pelosi shake rattle and roll like a Model T Ford when she's under pressure?

She's older and has more miles than most Model T's.

Because she's a strong gust of wind away from turning to dust.

Baby Trump tried her patience today.

Why does pence sit there and sleep, not say a word, like a coward? He's useless as a VP if there ever was one.

Because she's as old as a Model T.

She doesn't, but they should find out who at the White House unplugged Pence's power cord from the wall. My money is on Sarah Huckabee.

Her mind is so one tracked she gets derailed.

Her gun has no bullets.

Trump looks like a flat tractor tire.

She needed a stiff drink to settle her nerves.