I have a 99 ford contour 2.0L 4 Cylinder. How do I make it faster for free?

I have a 99 ford contour 2.0L 4 Cylinder… How do I make it faster for free?

Drop it from a plane

Go downhill

That's like thinking you can get laid for free! It always costs you one way or another!
Only "free" thing to do is make the vehicle lighter by ripping out the seats and interior panels and carpeting.

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Lose weight start unbolting seats and take out any unwanted weight…

I'm not wanting to trade… I love this car and it is my baby. Laugh all you want but this car seriously, has more balls than you think. I would never trade this car in for anything. I would just like to know how I can make it faster. My boss/uncle-in-law is wanting to take me to the drag strip so I can go racing with him and some of his buddies. (They all drive Hondas) And I already know I can beat him, I'm just afraid I might lose to them…

Trade it straight up for something faster

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