How can I become a conservative, midwestern white man?

I'm doing things like Drinking American beers like Miller Lites and Budweiser's, driving a Ford pick up truck & listening to some country and supporting President Trump.

My family is from Indian btw. But I was born and raised in St. Louis and Live in Chicago.

YOU HAVE TO GO TO A 4-YEAR, IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY FOR THAT

Bleach your skin like Micheal Jackson did.

In other words, you want to become trailer park trash.

Indians are natives of India, not the Midwest. You're never going to be us, sorry! I doubt you would like it if we went to India and started calling ourselves Indians!

First, You have to not be Dean, then, relax. I know, too bad.

It is not illegal so keep trying - but yo'll never get a red neck!