Why would the Washington Post say Ford moved into the Pacific Ocean, (3000 miles away from Maryland) to prove they are fake news?

Why would the Washington Post say Ford moved into the Pacific Ocean, (3000 miles away from Maryland) to prove they are fake news?

Does she swim with the fishes?

WTF are you talking about?

Oh you mean moving to the West Coast. Wow is that ever a stupid interpretation of "moving 3000 miles" which is the approximate distance between many points on the east and west coasts of the USA.
It takes real idiocy to consider that "fake news". I really didn't think anyone could be as dumb as you.

She's a mermaid?

Right, snakes can't swim.

The Washington Post got their start as a propaganda machine for the CIA. They are the most fake news out there.

In these times of hyper partisan rhetoric they can't keep their story straight given they're married to the craziness of the Resist Movement.

They are wimps