What's more useless a 1972 Ford Pinto with no wheels and no engine or Jeff sessions as Attorney General?
What's more useless a 1972 Ford Pinto with no wheels and no engine or Jeff sessions as Attorney General?
As an auto mechanic i could at least admire the old Pinto.
You could still sleep in the Pinto.
Sessions is cooperating with the Mueller investigation. That's very useful.
A car with no wheels and no engine is not useless. It can be used for many things. You can have sex in the back seat. You can listen to the radio (at least until the battery dies from not having an engine to recharge it). You can store stuff in the truck. You can do almost anything you can with any other car -- except drive it.
At least the gas tank blows up good.
I think the pinto is hard to beat in this one.
I've got things living on my dik more useful than Sessions
- Should AG Sessions extend US Marshal protection to Dr. Ford and any other women being threatened for testifying about Judge Kavanaugh? Kavanaugh is receiving protection from the US Marshals. Dr. Ford has to pay for her own protection. This is despicable.
- Is it just me or do mustangs and ford V8s in general sound deeper and different? For example if I hear a v8 mustang down the road I can immediately identify it for what it is. Or if a ford truck was revving the engine and a Chevy or dodge was to I can pick out easily which one the ford is by its deep base sound. Anyone else notice this?
- How to make my '67 ford 352 v8 rumble more and idle more rough? So I have flowmaster super 10's on it, I've lowered the idle to about 650-700 rpm. It just doesn't sound like I want it to. I want it I sound more drag car like. More like a race engine. Is there anything I can do?
- General Motors, Ford, and American Motors? https://en.wikipedia.org/..._in_Canada Why does it say on Wikipedia they're defunct Canadian car companies? Isn't General Motors and Ford and American Motors United States founded and owned car companies?