Scorpio moon men make me go weak in the knees?

Ugh. This poem was written by a Scorpio moon and mars. It's so passionate, sexy and deep, just how I love my men.

"I Wanna Be Yours"

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I won't ever rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours

Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours

Let me be your 'leccy meter and I'll never run out
And let me be the portable heater that you'll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
I wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours

It sounds romantic and funny, I don't know if it sounds deep lol

They have deep feelings for you and they really like you.

Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours

Shut the f up about moon men, Morty.

Scorpio Moon women are tomboyish, manly, unattractive. Scorpio Moon men are attracted to women with the above traits.

Astrology is fake.

Your sleeping on cancer moon men were artistic and beautiful inside and out

Have you seen a doctor about this failure of your knees to support your weight?

Eww Sounds way too too clingy and desperate to an air sign girlie. We like romantic but not overdone and smothering like this dude. We're not that needy when it comes to people, guys, money, any of that.

We like strong romantic men not mama boys. Someone that desperate sounds like he needs a woman and without one he's nothing. Plus when they get that bad, they can't live without you, that's the same kind of dude who will say "if I can't have you, nobody can." All that clingy emotion turns into depression, when things change, and once you want out he'll turn on you. Definitely the guy who could or would turn violent, kill himself and take you with him when you break it off with him. I can smell a clingy guy like that from day 1. Don't like guys like that. If a guy gave me a poem like that it would turn me off. Especially if it was a couple of weeks into it.

Air girls and most Earth girls know how to pick guys who treat us like queens without all that baggage.

You must be a Water or Fire broad. They get used and abused a lot by the worst needy, controlling, over emotional men. Scorpio men are known for being too jealous, violent, controlling and possessive. Yeah, you can keep your Scorpio moon with the desperate poems.

This Anon is a f-ing idiot. And the joke's on your face bc the person who wrote this song is an Earth sign.
Although I can smell jealousy coming from Air signs, mostly bc they lack the talent or the depth to be a poet.
The girls are mostly gold-diggers for eg Kim Kardashian and like to live off their men.
They can never be with a poor man who works hard for a living. They like to live a fancy and luxurious life. Bunch of superficial, narcissistic trash.