What's better Buick LaCrosse or Honda Accord?

I'm a big Buick and Ford fan but Buick I feels is the best car to buy of all! They have pure class (not to take anthing awya from Lincoln or Cadillac or those high end foreign cars. But I feel Buick is superior in every way. Buick has style, class, always had gorgeous exteriors, nice features and all they wanna do is run. Honda's I drove my mom's '06 Accord and I drove an '01 Accord my dad got from Drivehere.com. I hate both. I hate how the seats feel, I hate the exterior (won't catch me dead in those things) they generally small for a mid size vehicle. Like its nothing to my '01 Le Sabre. Hell, my '01 Saturn SC1 which I bought with 220k miles on it that had problems ran better and sat better. I'd take a Grand Marq/Crown Vic over a damn Honda. Honda's suck and now they trying to copy off Volvo with those stupid CRV's. Buick's got size, room, comfort, and luxury. And it's amongts top vehicles on consumer reports.

Do police chiefs and Sheriff's act like this?

Do they go around secretly kind of like, 'Ha-ha, you don't go around trying to lead a law-abiding existence after OUR wiccan-Neo-pagan cult said you've been captured and you're dead! You don't mess with us, we drive tax-payer purchased limousine black Ford Crown Vics with thousand-dollar crash bars on the front with one-hundred percent tint on the bullet resistant windows! We've got fifteen-hundred dollar German Sig Sauer forty-caliber pistols! Besides, we can see you on hidden cameras in your home! Ha-ha!'?