Scorpio moon men make me go weak in the knees?

Ugh. This poem was written by a Scorpio moon and mars. It's so passionate, sexy and deep, just how I love my men.

"I Wanna Be Yours"

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I won't ever rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours

Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours

Let me be your 'leccy meter and I'll never run out
And let me be the portable heater that you'll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
I wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours

What's a good car for me?

So I'm looking to buy a car no older than 2002. I have $1800 saved up and I would just like suggestions on what companies I should look into. For example I always hear good things about Ford and Toyota. But what about Pontiac and Dodge because I found a 2004 G6 and a 2007 Charger and just wanted to know if those are something to stay away from. I'm still a young driver and I don't really go anywhere but school and work so it won't be driven much. Any and all help/suggestions would be great.

Anti theft system in 2010 ford raptor?

So today I went to go start the truck but it wouldn't start. It would crank but not start. Upon further inspection I noticed a red lock flashing on the dash which lead me to believe it's the anti theft system. Does anybody know how to either reset it or turn it off completely?

Transmission Oil Issue?

Carelessly, I made two mistakes:

I have a transmission leak; every so often, I have to add transmission oil:

1. I didn't notice until now, but, so far, I have put half a quart of high mileage transmission fluid, but it turns out it's not ATF +4 (recommended by Chrysler) it's transmission fluid for Ford and Honda cars.

2. Today, as I was about to level the fluid in my transmission, I confused the oil bottles, and I accidentally added (just a bit) of engine oil to the transmission. I quickly realized it.

Based on the above, do I need to replace the transmission fluid completely?

Car: 1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo
4.0L
4x4