How to make my 2009 Ford Escape XLT 4 cylinder sound loud?

I want to know how can I make my ford escape sound loud. Any advice and I wanna do it for free if there are options to do it for free if not still tell me

Knock the muffler off with a big hammer.

There are few things more pathetic than a teenager with a car with a loud exhaust in a car that wouldn't out accelerate a fit cyclist, spend your money on performance that will quietly beat other loud drivers and make them look like idiots

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