We Southerners are not without our quarks. Did you know we drink Tabasco sauce like water? Do you know, Tabasco sauce is just booze of?

Peppers? And that it can burn a hole through the leather of a Ford F-350?

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scott b:

Since the 70's, most Southerners are just transplanted Northerners from the Rust Belt.

If the point you're trying to make is "Southerners are stupid", we already knew that.

Are you talking south of the border?

In the Marines, the MRE with the Tabasco sauce is the most prized.

Tabasco is our secret weapon for the second War of Northern Aggression

No, we don't drink it like water.