Do police chiefs and Sheriff's act like this?

Do they go around secretly kind of like, 'Ha-ha, you don't go around trying to lead a law-abiding existence after OUR wiccan-Neo-pagan cult said you've been captured and you're dead! You don't mess with us, we drive tax-payer purchased limousine black Ford Crown Vics with thousand-dollar crash bars on the front with one-hundred percent tint on the bullet resistant windows! We've got fifteen-hundred dollar German Sig Sauer forty-caliber pistols! Besides, we can see you on hidden cameras in your home! Ha-ha!'?

**YAWN**

Cops are *******