Why is it that every dumb hot chick drives a Ford Escape?

Why is it that every dumb hot chick drives a Ford Escape? - 1

Added (1). Literally every dumb hot chick I know has one.

I've never noticed.

They can't be all that dumb, they ARE driving a Ford…

You are sorely mistaken. Your sphere of recognition and influence is severely limited.

Must only be in your little backwater neighborhood. In my area, it's only snaggle-toothed redneck girls.